Contact - Subscription

To request an update of the next issue please send an e-mail to: the Clueless Collective - Charlotte is always buried under with admin. work, please help her by putting: clueless collective in the subject line.

Or you can contact our editor: Cath Attar and again please help her by putting: clueless collective in the subject line.

Submission Guidelines

I’m sure you’re expecting the usual blah blah about do it this way, don’t do that, well in this case just don’t. Look sweeties, if you think I’m going to spend all day sitting in a dull office reading whingey whiney poetry about some dead pot plant, you are so sad. I’ve access to the magazine’s funds, sweeties, there’s a pub around the corner and a wine bar across the street. The submission guidelines are quite simple even for poets to follow. No submissions - just don’t bother. I wouldn’t read them anyway so it would be a total waste of time. Talking of time, the pub’s open so I’m off to edit some gin and tonics.