iEssex

basically
every sentence in essex
starts with basically
and ends in babe
babe

and basically
essex is actually
made up out of
e’s and sex
to compliment our favourite pastimes
outfoxing old bill
with skunk farms and raves
and cruising the sea front at southend
babe

basically though
it’s a well known statistic
there’s more boob silicon
bouncing around basildon
than the rest of the country
put together
and that’s without
taking into consideration
romford chigwell or epping
babe

basically babe
i’m a little embarrassed
about my home county
and if some boy asks me
i usually say
basically
i come from near kent
babe

©2010 iDrew
First published 2011 by Bow-Wow Shop